Today, in Idiots (TQP0106):
One of the good things about WordPress is that when you sign in, it gives you links to a whole bunch of other blogs that are run through the same service. It’s promoting interconnectedness, or immanentizing the singularity, or spiming the cube, or whatever Bruce Sterling would call it.
Today, I saw a blog post that caught my eye, and clicked on it. It said: I, Rosetta, Am A Proud Racist.
It’s tricky to link to it, because the post itself has a bunch of quotes in it, but what “Rosetta” is describing is this: at a school, a girl named Ashleigh Jones wore a McCain-Palin t-shirt. One of her (twelve-year-old) classmates called her a racist. Here is Rosetta’s response to the incident, an excoriation of LiberalLeft “tolerance:”
I submit to you…that it is not “the heat of this election year” that Ashleigh Jones is feeling. She is feeling the official intimidation tactic of the Democratic party and its sycophantic fellators in the MSM as they seek to silence those with the audacity to support a candidate other than The One. That’s not politics, Ms. DiPane, you fucking dunce, that’s a fascistic attempt to silence speech.
Now, let’s take a moment to first ignore the irony of someone complaining about their opponent’s lack of tolerance calling someone else a “fucking dunce.” And, let’s also take a moment to ignore the fact that Rosetta here clearly doesn’t have a clue what the word “fascistic” means. Let’s just look at the heart of why Rosetta is an idiot:
She is suggesting that the Democrats’ official policy is to intimidate children through the use of a secret army of twelve-year-olds.
See that? The OFFICIAL INTIMIDATION TACTIC of the Democrats is to get a bunch of fifth graders together, send them out into the schools, and have them call other fifth graders mean names. That is their official tactic. Official means it came from an office. Somewhere, some Democratic strategist wrote a memo that says, “Hey, you know what will help us win this election? Let’s take the fight to the elementary schools!” In the handbook for Democratic strategy, there’s a paragraph that looks like this:
On Voters, The Swaying Thereof: Section 3: Intimidation. Part II, Elementary Schools: The key to any election is convincing fifth graders to support you, so every effort should be made to recruit sympathetic twelve-year-olds to the Democratic cause. They should then be instructed to call other twelve-year-olds by mean epithets, including “racist,” “facist,” “elitist,” and “poop-face.” Other methods of intimidation, including hair-pulling and wiping boogers on each other, should not be officially encouraged, by does not need to be roundly condemned.
Emphasis there is mine, obviously.
Shit, no wonder the Democrats keep losing. This is the worst fascist army in history! I don’t know if this is part of some long-term plan to sway the election of 2020, or somebody just got their wires crossed and forgot that twelve-year-olds can’t vote, but clearly this policy needs to be re-evaluated.
Rosetta then goes on to redefine the word “racist” to mean “Republican”–which is twice as hilarious only because of how sincere she seems about it–and then rattles off some boilerplate about how she wants to pay lower taxes and have a smaller government, but would really like to continue spending a billion dollars a minute in Iraq.
In summation: the Democrats are terrible at being fascists.