I was going to rant about some new thing, but then I figured, “Hey, Christmas Eve. This is the time of the year when nobody, even me, should be a dick.”
In case you were wondering what a committed irreligious atheist can find to celebrate in Christmas, it’s that. Peace on earth, good will towards men and women. Man, you don’t need Jesus to want that, and it doesn’t matter what you call it.
Happy Holidays. Jerks.