Christmas Eve
I was going to rant about some new thing, but then I figured, “Hey, Christmas Eve. This is the time of the year when nobody, even me, should be a dick.”
In case you were wondering what a committed irreligious atheist can find to celebrate in Christmas, it’s that. Peace on earth, good will towards men and women. Man, you don’t need Jesus to want that, and it doesn’t matter what you call it.
Happy Holidays. Jerks.
December 24, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Which reminds me, I always loved the Claymation Christmas version of “We Three Kings,” with the jazzy camels:
December 24, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Merry Christmas, fellas!
December 24, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I was going to tell you to go to hell, but then Jesus was all, “Hey, now…”
So: Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2008 at 11:20 pm
@Josh: Ha! Well, all right. As long as someone is keeping you in line.
Also, vindication. Top Ten Christmas songs, what does it say, right there at number one, my friends?
Not that anyone was causing a ruckus, or anything, but my assertion is confirmed.