Using technology, I have made The Translated Man available to Kindle users at Amazon.com. Behold, the power of science!
Also, right now, they’re offering the download at a handsome discount.
The Kindle version of The Translated Man is now 60% more readable! Science has enabled me to create a slightly-less ridiculous format. For anyone that’s already purchased a kindle version, and had to strain their eyes to make out where the paragraphs ended: contact me, and I will get you a handsome, new, easily-convertible copy of your very own FOR FREE.
(Amazon will still make you pay ten cents to convert it, though, because they’re bastards.)