Brief update from a traveling man

There are dead pigeons in the carport, I’ve so far given $15 to homeless people, the blackened mahi-mahi punished my stomach-stomach, this city-sized hotel’s elevators are slow as hell and there’s no Comedy Central on the cable.

Atlanta sucks.

That is all.

(Please note: this is written prior to my trip to the WORLD OF COCA-COLA! which may turn this whole trip around.)

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9 Responses to “Brief update from a traveling man”

Jeff Holland Says:
May 5, 2009 at 11:02 am

And what complete tard walks around wearing a CNN souvenir T-shirt?!

GAH!
threatqualitypress Says:
May 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm

That is a huge hotel. Whoah.
Tad Says:
May 5, 2009 at 12:38 pm

You can’t blame your homeless people-suckerness on the city of Atlanta!

Also, have you run into any of Atlanta’s numerous sushi bar drag queen pagents?
Jeff Holland Says:
May 5, 2009 at 2:27 pm

No I HAVEN’T, and after you raised my hopes!
V.I.P. Referee Says:
May 5, 2009 at 11:58 pm

Isn’t Atlanta the home of “TBS”? Are you telling us you’re not interested in watching another midnight “Pauly Shore-a-thon”? What experience can’t be made better from three consecutive viewings of “Encino Man”?
Lisa Says:
May 6, 2009 at 6:38 am

One bit of advice from someone who’s been there… Don’t fall for the delicious smell of the hot dogs at the Atlanta airport. Especially before getting on a plane. You think the blackened Mahi mahi punished your stomach? You have no idea….
threatqualitypress Says:
May 6, 2009 at 9:36 am

What are you supposed to eat in Atlanta? Isn’t it just fried butter sandwiches and grits, or something?
threatqualitypress Says:
May 6, 2009 at 9:36 am

Also: Encino Man is a great fucking movie.
Jeff Holland Says:
May 7, 2009 at 9:59 am

Oddly enough, I did find myself watching “Journey to the Center of the Earth” on HBO late Sunday night. So I got my Brendan Frazer fill.

(And it was slight, but amusing enough, and probably looked really neat-o in the theaters.)

The only really pleasant part of the trip was Ted Turner’s burger restaurant, where I ate a really delicious bison burger on – yes – buttered, toasted roll.

So, sadly, Ted Turner saved my trip. As he has saved Atlanta itself on countless occasions.

Wait, no, I’m thinking AtlanTIS. And I’m thinking Aquaman.

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