Comments on: Moff’s Law http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/ The truth is, you can electrify pretty much anything. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 23:45:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: braak http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4365 Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:49:32 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4365 Technically speaking, “gonads” refers to any organ that makes gamete cells–meaning both sperm and egg cells; men are required to be punched in the testicles, women are required to be punched in the ovaries.

]]> By: Fuchsia http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4360 Mon, 28 Dec 2009 15:22:23 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4360 Ok. So what if the person in question is not in possession of gonads. As is the case for, you know, about 51% of the world’s population.

What then?

]]> By: braak http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4337 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:57:46 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4337 You know that everyone who reads that comment is now required, BY LAW, to punch you in the gonads, right?

]]> By: katastic http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4336 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:53:05 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4336 …do you guys really have to analyze this? CAN’T YOU JUST ENJOY MOFF’S LAW FOR WHAT IT IS?
/wah wah

]]> By: Jefferson Robbins http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4335 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:31:48 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4335 @Moff: Does this end the way the “Marlowe wrote Shakespeare” thing did, with Braak getting stabbed in the head? If so, drama!

]]> By: Moff http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4334 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 06:15:07 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4334 Dude, someday this will be the stuff of early-21st-century legend, and scholars will be all, “Actually, the so-called ‘Moff’s law’ was merely a reiteration of the ideas of another io9 commenter, the author and playwright Chris Braak,” and feuds will be fought over this shit, man, feuds.

Or it will all blow over by tomorrow.

]]> By: Jefferson Robbins http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4333 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:35:00 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4333 I’m sorry about the apoplexy. He just showed up with this Law written on golden tablets and encircled by rings of fire. What’s a brother gonna do?

]]> By: Jeff Holland http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4332 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:28:13 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4332 …Roger Ebert’s on Twitter?

Huh.

]]> By: V.I.P. Referee http://threatquality.com/2009/12/22/2618/#comment-4331 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:15:22 +0000 http://threatquality.com/?p=2618#comment-4331 Assume posture one of the follower’s code: “Cower and grovel”.

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