Comments on: Dodge Charger: For the Man Who Hates Everything

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 21 May 2010 19:26:59 +0000

Kansas City separates your recycling for you. Except the glass. There’s no curbside glass pick-up.

Beyond that, it pains me to see how wimpy men really are, compared to how strong and manly they think they are. Strike that: they are ‘manly’. But ‘manly’ doesn’t mean what it used to, I guess.

By: Jeff Holland

Jeff Holland — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:28:14 +0000

This is not bad at all:

By: Jeff Holland

Jeff Holland — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:09:15 +0000

Michael C. Hall draws the line at carrying ANBODY’S lint-ball.

By: Carl

Carl — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 15:02:59 +0000

I thought the voice-over said, “I will carry your lint-ball”. And, as you might imagine, I was confused.

By: Moff

Moff — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:19:15 +0000

The whole thing is as unshockingly baffling as everything about our zeitgeist in the last couple of years has been.

By: Lindsay

Lindsay — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:52:45 +0000

That’s what I thought after seeing that commercial, too. I mean, that the guy was obviously on the verge of some sort of potentially violent breakdown.

The other thing that struck me about his list of grievances is that he must be living in a bad sitcom. Which, I suppose, justifies the breakdown.

By: Jeff Holland

Jeff Holland — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:59:57 +0000

Also, as we know from the opening credits, Dexter DOES eat fruit for breakfast, and he grew up big and strong.

And because I eat fruit…I ALSO GET TO EAT HAM AND EGGS.

By: Jeff Holland

Jeff Holland — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:58:48 +0000

Thaaaat’s why he sounded familiar.

Well. Now I want Dexter to have balm-rage next season.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:46:26 +0000

You know, I pretty much do all of these things to KEEP MY SANITY! I guess my desire to live in a clean house isn’t manly enough. And haven’t these manly men ever heard of the delicious fruits like strawberries, blueberries, cranberries, green apples, bananas, oranges, cantaloupe, grapes, kiwi, pineapple, etc.? These are just a small amount of delicious fruits? What’s so wrong about eating a delicious fruit? Is it because real men don’t like delicious things? Is it because it’s not bacon flavored? I’m with you Braak, I don’t get it.

And if the only way Dodge can get men to buy their shitty, underperforming, second-rate vehicles is to shame them into it, then they have a lot more problems than I thought. Seriously, get some new cars dick-wads!

By: K. Liebert

K. Liebert — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:34:44 +0000

Michael C. Hall did the narration for this commercial. He does suppressed-rage quite well. BALM!