While searching for a bowler hat (to complement the unbreakable COMBAT UMBRELLA that I am totally getting), I decided that there should be a British superhero called the Civil Servant. He would be like the Question (i.e., without a face), only he’d have a bowler hat and a pinstripe suit, and would fight with AN INVINCIBLE COMBAT UMBRELLA. He probably wouldn’t speak, though, he’d be a secondary team member. Like Snake Eyes, if Snake Eyes were also from a Magritte painting.
I figured he’d be part of a super-team called the Ministry of Justice, but then I discovered that the UK already has a Ministry of Justice.
Which, on the one hand, is cool. But, on the other hand, kind of creepy, actually.