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		<title>Zombie Apocalypse Armaments</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/29/zombie-apocalypse-armaments/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2012 05:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, it turns out that some guy thinks that maybe there&#8217;s a super-potent form of LSD that turns you into a naked cannibal maniac.  Maybe that guy is just a NARC, trying to blame everything on drugs, but really, there definitely are naked cannibal maniacs out there, so I want to take a brief moment [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6038&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Geek Pride Day</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/25/geek-pride-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 19:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a thing on the internet that people are talking about, and I admit that I kind of don&#8217;t really understand it, so I am appealing to you &#8212; NERDS &#8212; for help.  What the shit is Geek Pride? Like, people act like it&#8217;s a thing like, &#8220;I am proud to be a Geek.&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6036&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Chris Versus The Movies:  Is Battleship the Worst? (Yes.)</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/24/chris-versus-the-movies-is-battleship-the-worst-yes/</link>
		<comments>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/24/chris-versus-the-movies-is-battleship-the-worst-yes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 17:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, you guys.  I wasn&#8217;t even going to write about this, until Charlie Jane Anders posted up this article from The Wrap, which is about how The Hunger Games and The Avengers are doing so well that there&#8217;s no money left for Battleship, and it contains a quote from Universal&#8217;s domestic distribution chief Nikki Rocco in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6030&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Genre Fiction, Literary Fiction, The Revolution of Brains</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/23/genre-fiction-literary-fiction-the-revolution-of-brains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 03:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to write a long piece about this thing here, by Lev Grossman, author of The Magicians, which is a book of which I liked about 60%.  The piece is about how genre fiction is more than just escapism, there&#8217;s psychological merit to fantasy fiction et cetera and so forth. But the more [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6026&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 Questions I Have RE: The Philly Comic Con Lineup</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/23/5-questions-wizard-world-philly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you think if I pay a little extra, I could get a picture where I’m hugging Stan Lee? That’s sort of been a goal of mine for a while.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6020&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Can Superman Comics Be Used to Predict Elections?</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/11/can-superman-comics-be-used-to-predict-elections/</link>
		<comments>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/11/can-superman-comics-be-used-to-predict-elections/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 20:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s taken for granted that the artifacts of our culture are barometers for the zeitgeist, but just how true is it?  Are Superman&#8217;s portrayals in the comics indicative of changing national attitudes towards power, criminality, and patriotism?  Is Superman&#8217;s popularity as a character directly correspondent with social conservatism, or a liberal foreign policy? Superman, as [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6017&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On that whole &#8220;Mitt Romney terrorized a gay classmate&#8221; thing</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/11/on-that-whole-mitt-romney-terrorized-a-gay-classmate-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/11/on-that-whole-mitt-romney-terrorized-a-gay-classmate-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 14:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(I&#8230;I don&#8217;t know how to make memes that have two pictures.) Filed under: Threat Quality<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=6008&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We Need Gruffer iPhone Commercials</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 15:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Edward James Olmos and Nick Nolte do not suffer Siri lightly.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=5996&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>NEW RULE, NERDS:</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/09/new-rule-nerds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 18:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HERE IS THE RULE: You cannot justify the existence of a thing in a story by arguing that it is a necessary consequence of other elements in that same story. Why not? BECAUSE IT IS ALL MADE UP, MOTHERFUCKERS. Here, I am going to give some examples that will help to flesh this out.  Let&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=5994&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So You Want to Read an Avengers Comic</title>
		<link>http://threatquality.com/2012/05/07/avengers-comic-primer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 14:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>braak</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But this is Zemo’s grand scheme: They wait until there are only Cap and a couple other Avengers (all non-powered guys) and their butler, Jarvis, in the Avengers Mansion, tie ‘em up, and beat the shit out of the butler.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=threatquality.com&#038;blog=4537603&#038;post=5976&#038;subd=threatqualitypress&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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