Dear The Department of Justice,
I know you’re probably a little scared, learning these Anonymous guys figured out your password was actually just “123456”. And if this whole SOPA business has shown us anything, it’s that you guys are pretty baffled by the internet in general.
And also you don’t realize that when you say you’re not a “nerd,” what you mean is “I don’t know where the IT department is located.”
So I imagine now that you’re on the brink of deciding that Anonymous is a group of cyber-terrorists (which is totally what you’re going to call them, because admittedly that does sound cooler than “internet-surrectionists”). And you’re wondering just what it is they want.
I would suggest you start by watching the 1995 Modern Classic, Hackers. You will find the answer there. Read more »
