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Rush Limbaugh Does Not Understand Apologies (and is an Idiot)

Posted in Braak, crotchety ranting, crushing genius with tags , , , , , , on March 3, 2012 by braak

So, by now probably you have all heard about Sandra Fluke, and her testimony about why 1) some women need “birth control” for reasons other than explicitly controlling birth, and 2) it’s not really the Catholic Church’s business to decide what medical treatments their employees get, one way or the other.

And maybe you have also heard about Rush Limbaugh’s pretty grotesque response to that!  If not, it’s here.  Yeesh.

Amazingly (and I don’t know if this is a first time or anything) Rush Limbaugh has actually APOLOGIZED for his statements!

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JOHN CARTER OF MARS YOU PUNK SUCKERS!

Posted in Braak, movies, reviews, Threat Quality with tags , , , on March 2, 2012 by braak

Released in the United States as John Carter, even though he is definitely of Mars. This is a pretty good movie, about a Civil War veteran who, via some kind of magical scientific process, is transported to Mars, where he gains the power of LEAPING, and uses it to fight some giant green Martians, and also Sab Than, the ruler of a city that wanders across the Martian desert preying on smaller, weaker cities.

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A List of Things That Have Not Appeared in Ghost Rider Movies

Posted in Braak, comic books, reviews with tags , , on February 21, 2012 by braak

All of these things have not appeared in either Ghost Rider, or Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance.

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Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

Posted in Braak, comic books, reviews, Threat Quality with tags , , on February 21, 2012 by braak

Holland has already said some things, and they are all true, and basically comprehensive, but I wanted to flip out about a couple other things also.  Actually, really I want to just flip out some MORE about the things that he already said.

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New Kindle Fire Project

Posted in Braak with tags , , on February 16, 2012 by braak

Here are three things that are true:

1) I require an enormous amount of intellectual stimulation, which is why I often try to watch movies and listen to music while playing video games (sometimes also with a book open).

2) I got a Kindle Fire for Christmas, and it has movie-watching capabilities.

3)  Watching movies on a Kindle while having it propped up on a little stand or something is kind of lame.

Here is my solution.

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The Woman in Black, or: Harry Potter Versus a Scary Ghost

Posted in Braak, crotchety ranting, poetics, reviews with tags , , , , on February 13, 2012 by braak

Today I am here to talk to you about The Woman in Black, and just so we’re clear here:  I am not going to “review” The Woman in Black, like I’m Roger Ebert and I’m trying to help you decide how to spend a Saturday night.  A review like that is going to say things like, “I won’t give too much away, but…”  I am going to give everything away.  If you do not want the movie “spoiled” for you, then stop reading at once.  Maybe get back to work?  It’s the middle of the day, you probably have some kind of job you should be doing.

Anyway, The Woman in Black.

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DC’s Nielsen Survey

Posted in Braak, comic books with tags , , , on February 9, 2012 by braak

So, remember that DC market research survey I talked about a while ago?  Well, the results are in, and they’re over here.

Quelle surprise, DC has not significantly altered its demographic in any way, just like everyone said they weren’t going to by doing basically exactly the same thing that they’ve always done.

Moreover, no information is available about WHY PEOPLE DIDN’T PURCHASE BOOKS.  Not only THAT!  Not only did they not ask the question!  But it turns out that they didn’t even count surveys in which the respondents didn’t actually purchase a title — which means they have ZERO statistics on the people who looked at, but didn’t BUY any of their comics.

When I was in the 10th grade, I took an anthropology class and we decided to get statistics on the people who came into our classroom by accident (a pretty frequent occurrence), in the hopes of gleaning useful information about them.  Halfway through proposing the study, we realized it would be completely fucking useless if we didn’t check to see how many people DIDN’T come into our room by accident.

In the tenth grade.  Before we even started the survey.

Above all, this was plainly a survey that was not designed to find out what the problems were (because if it had been, they would have asked clear questions about the things they knew were problems), but one that was designed to affirm what DC wanted to believe:  it was commissioned as a way to PROVE THEIR SUCCESS, not to figure out their failures.  Bad science, DC; not only did you not succeed at your goals, but now you don’t even know why.

You guys.

Nielsen is just a bad market research company.

Before Watchmen: WHAT BRAAK! HAS TO SAY!

Posted in Braak, comic books, crotchety ranting with tags , , , , on February 8, 2012 by braak

I have to write this, I guess, because Holland called his article “Holland’s take”, and that automatically implies that I’m going to have some different kind of a take.  And I guess I kind of do.  Not completely different, but I do think the position of “Just Don’t Buy It” skirts perilously close with “Everyone Shut Up and Let BUYING Decide,” which I’ve argued is a bullshit position.  And that makes me interested in the entire nature of this Before Watchmen conversation.

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The Theology of (Certain) Quarterbacks

Posted in Braak, religion with tags , , , on January 12, 2012 by braak

A friend of mine put this image up on Facebook:

I thought it was kind of funny, you know, and then someone responded with “So, we should just pray for world peace and nothing else?” in a way that seemed to me (purely delusory, of course, since there’s no way to establish tone or feeling on the internet) a kind of a snotty way, and I started thinking about it, and now I’m going to write about it.

What follows is a lengthy discussion of Christian theology, so I guess everyone but Moff and Carl can check out and come back tomorrow, when maybe Holland will write about Iron Man or something.

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Cabal: A New Television Series

Posted in Braak with tags , , , , , on January 11, 2012 by braak

Jamie Dwyer has kept her sister, Shoshannah, hidden from the rest of their family for more than ten years.  But when the family’s destructive supernatural legacy invades the life they’ve built for themselves, Jamie has no choice but to turn to back to her family and embroil her sister in their milennia-long secret war.  If Shoshannah is going to survive, she’ll have to become a part of…

…the Cabal.

Starring (apparently) Rosario Dawson and Natalie Morales.  Special appearance by Idris Elba as Ulysses Duvalier.

Coming this Fall to SyFy.

(Good job on that poster, Casey, that is crazy awesome)

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