Archive for Lost

Scattered Thoughts on ‘Alcatraz’

Posted in Jeff Holland, reviews, Threat Quality with tags , , , , , , , on January 19, 2012 by braak

Reviews on the new J.J. Abrams/whoever-else-ends-up-being-in-charge-of-the-story series Alcatraz have been mixed-to-positive. Most have commented on its procedural structure, as though that’s a bad thing in and of itself, but by and large the reviews feel like an unjustified pre-judgment on the show now that Lost is done with.

These reviews seem to forget 1) that Abrams’ name was also attached to the completely (and hey, justly) forgotten Undercovers, 2) seriously, the guy’s a producer, he’s not Aaron Sorkin writing these things by his lonesome (meaning, we don’t really have room to judge Alcatraz the same way we could all laugh at Studio 60), and 3) Every criticism lobbed at Alcatraz seems to echo all the criticisms thrown at Fringe when that one first showed up.  Read more »

Six Ideas From Lost I’m Glad They Didn’t Use

Posted in Braak, Threat Quality with tags , on May 27, 2010 by braak

Last Lost post from me, I promise.  It’s either this, or I write about BP and the Gulf of Mexico — but only one of these two topics will make me suicidally depressed.  I’ve got to pick my battles here.

So, the Lost finale didn’t end up the way that I wanted to, but this is actually potentially good.  It’s one of the reasons, in fact, I spend so much time imagining how a show could be, even though that show will never happen:

Every idea I thought of that Lost didn’t use is an idea I get to keep (HAH!  SUCKERS!).

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Lost: Wait, what? [Braak's View]

Posted in Braak, Threat Quality with tags , on May 24, 2010 by braak

[UPDATED!]

Okay, we all saw it, let’s take a minute to discuss what happened.

They all did NOT die in the plane crash.  I think the answer to what happened is actually dumber than that.

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‘Lost’: You Are Not the Boss of Cuse & Lindelof

Posted in Threat Quality with tags , , , on May 14, 2010 by braak

Well. I suppose I have to concede my Lost theory about the Smoke Monster being somehow a separate entity from the Man in Black, based on these answers from producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof in an interview with Alan Sepinwall.

Which, unfortunately, has me downgrading my enjoyment and interest in the last episode, “Across the Sea.” Also not helping: these guys are going to be giving interviews for years where they have to defend their creative decision-making for the final season.

And…ehhh they’re not off to such a good start. You can read the full interview here, but I’ll pull some choice quotes, along with a bit of the ol’ Holland commentary magic.

Some mild spoilers on – but only if you’re expecting to see the other side of that outrigger shootout from last season (in which case…sorry.):

Lindelof on providing answers to long-running questions:
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That episode of ‘Lost’ was actually not that bad

Posted in Jeff Holland, reviews, Threat Quality with tags , , on May 13, 2010 by braak

So my DVR, either in a fit of pique at how quickly I’ve filled it up with old TCM films, or possibly because it really, REALLY wanted to make sure I’d caught the Benihana Christmas episode of “The Office” on TBS, decided not to record Tuesday’s episode of “Lost.”

“What? WHAT?!” I screamed at no one in particular. “I watched the whole of that stupid Legion* movie thinking ‘Well, when this is over with, at least I can get some back-story into the origins of Jacob and [NAME WITHHELD]. DAMN YOU, CRUEL DVR!”

Now, having caught up with it onDemand, I’ve reached the conclusion that the DVR was given instructions from The Island ITSELF, and wanted me to go into the episode a day later, with some more measured expectations. Read more »

‘Lost’: The Scottish Make TV Better

Posted in Jeff Holland, Threat Quality with tags , , on April 7, 2010 by braak

Last week, Lindelof and Cuse made a lot of comments about how “Happily Ever After” would “change the conversation” fans were having of the show, and effectively introduce the final act of the series.

Turns out? Yeah, it did. This may be a crazy theory – hang in there! – but…crap, the writers may, still, actually know what they’re doing.

After a few too many weeks of not getting any answers about the NEW big mystery – what do these two magical wizards have to do with the plot we’ve been following over the last few years? – and finding our faith wavering a little bit (I’ll admit to using the phrase “magical wizards” as a pejorative), tonight was a welcome step back into The Story as we understood it.

All it took was that Scottish guy we’ve all gotten so attached to, even though, pound for pound, he has gotten a hell of a lot less screen time than any of the others (no, not The Others, you know what I…argh, fricking show).  Read more »

‘Lost’ Pre-Game: 7 Episodes Left

Posted in Jeff Holland, Threat Quality with tags , , on March 30, 2010 by braak

By now, everyone should be more or less caught up with the last episode of Lost. You know, the one that promised an extended flashback utilizing a guy we know to be centuries old and privy to a whole mess of the Island mythology only hinted at – an episode that presumably would follow Alpert’s arrival on the island, his initial meetings with Jacob and Smokey, and his subsequent dealings as advisor to the island residents?

Well…you got those first two. If 2/3 of the episode wasn’t “Richard in Chains in the Black Rock” – just so the slow readers in the audience were able to pick up on the Richard-Slave theme – it might have gotten to the other stuff. But no time!

But hey, longtime viewers did get one burning question answered: What happened to the statue? Turns out, it got bashed to nothingness by a wooden boat (which was not similarly smashed to bits, which…look, I’m no physicist, but wood vs. granite…I don’t know if that can really happen). It was such a monumental event that it got all of 20 seconds of screentime.

As the ABC promos declare Only 7. Episodes. Left!, even the most patient viewers have to be wondering if that’s enough time to satisfactorily answer everything (key word: satisfactorily – by which I ask, was anyone particularly sated by how off-handedly the numbers were explained away? Or, the statue’s destruction – something that we assumed was a big deal?).

With help from Friend of Threat Quality Matt Burns, here’s a starter-list of things that would seem to be kind of essential for the story to reach a full conclusion, that still need to be addressed:

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Smartest Man in the Room Competition

Posted in Threat Quality with tags , , , , , , , , on February 23, 2010 by braak

Dear Television Gods:

I would like to respectfully submit my request for the Best Thing On Television Ever. You could make it my combo Birthday/Christmas gift, maybe? That means you’ve got plenty of time to make this happen, and it’s my understanding that if I believe in you (and also perform some heinous arcane acts*), you guys can do it!

What I want is this: a TV’s Smartest Man in the Room Competition. It would feature the (often self-proclaimed) most-genius-ever headliners of currently-airing primetime dramas, in a room with each other, trying to show how much smarter they are than their competitors. A non-reality reality contest show, if you will.

I do not know how they would prove this, but I’ve got some ideas. But first, the competitors:

It would star Dr. Gregory House (from House), Dr. Calvin Lightman (from Lie to Me), Patrick Jane (from The Mentalist), Nathan Ford (from Leverage), Ben Linus (from Lost) and Michael Weston (from Burn Notice).

There would also be two wildcards:

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Survivor: Lost Edition

Posted in Braak, Teh Goofy with tags , , on February 19, 2010 by braak

In the interests of Network synergy, ABC and CBS are combining their two most popular shows into one, EVEN MORE POPULAR SHOW.  Survivor:  Lost.

There will be some key differences between this show and a regular episode of Lost.

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“Lost,” Four Episodes In

Posted in Threat Quality with tags , , on February 18, 2010 by braak

“We try to keep our eye on the big picture, but the picture keeps getting bigger.” – Ani Difranco, “Hour Follows Hour”

One of the most interesting things about “Lost” as a narrative is its ever-broadening scope. And of course, that’s one of the most frustrating things for a viewer who likes to theorize about what’s Actually Going On Here.

I really pity the people who were dead-sure that everyone was dead and in purgatory in season one. Not because they were dead-wrong, and sometimes bullheadedly sticking to a theory that was constantly and explicitly dismissed by the actual storyline (no, you tell ME why there’d be polar bears in Purgatory!).

It’s because they were trying to describe an elephant in the dark, so to speak – trying to explain the larger “Lost” story when they were just feeling smaller parts of the whole, and even then they hadn’t gotten a good enough look at what they were basing their descriptions on.

(God bless whoever first put forth that Elephant-in-the-Dark proverb, it’s just so handy.)

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