Illimitable bastard Warren Ellis has, yet again, seen fit to thwart me. Now available for purchase is his graphic novella, Aetheric Mechanics, a book that has basically exactly the same plot as my own novel, The Translated Man. Only, because Warren Ellis is Warren Ellis, and I’m just me, he gets his zany ideas published almost as fast as he can think of them, and it’s going to be ten fucking years before I can even get a publisher to read mine.
I am making a list of things I hate about him. When it is long enough, I will roll it up and beat him with it.