Dear the Internet:

Posted: April 1, 2009 in Threat Quality

Are you really that interested in seeing pictures of the Montauk Monster?  You’ve looked up the Montauk Monster over two thousand times today!  And yet, not ONE SEARCH for the fabled Moscow Monster.

Is this some kind of weird April Fool’s joke pattern, or something?  Is everyone photoshopping their bosses’ heads onto a rotting dog carcass, and then e-mailing it to their coworkers?

Well, whatever, here it is, you fucking freaks:


  1. V.I.P. Referee says:

    I almost feel sorry for it—such a pitiful looking thing, like it died a horrible death after a lifetime of rejection; never fitting in, being laughed at by more historically legitimate monsters, having chicken legs, looking like the Mock Turtle in “Alice in Wonderland”. So sad. It wasn’t such a bad little monster, afterall. Put some lobster bands on the pointy parts and you could cuddle it. Such is the power of art and media.

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  3. Jeff Holland says:

    ‘Hot news,’ eh?

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