Some day, your children will ask you, “Where were you when Chris Braak CHANGED THE FACE OF THEATER FOREVER?” You had better be able to tell them you were right there, at the world premiere of The Life of John Henry. If not, how will you withstand the shame in their eyes, as they look upon you, a parent who has finally failed ultimately after so many small failures, finally revealed your complete lack of cool? Your children will say they love you after that, yes, but…deep in your heart, you’ll know that they don’t mean it.