NYARRGGH!

Posted: May 3, 2010 in Braak, Threat Quality
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Lois Tilton!  It is because — AS IS OUR WORLD — Cresy’s world is COMPLICATED, and she only understands PORTIONS of it.  Cresy is familiar with the Loogaroo in his aspect as a mythical entity, and with “bogeymen” insofar as they exist in STORIES, but doesn’t actually know what they are.

And, for real, that’s the only thing you remember from the story?

WHY MUST I BE ALWAYS BESET BY PUNK SUCKERS?

ALSO!

WHY DOES WORDPRESS LACK THE CAPABILITIES TO EXPRESS MY APOPLEXY WITH SUFFICIENT EMPHASIS!?!?

Ugh.  One day, when I release my seven radiant auras and speak with the voice of the deep waters, then you’ll all god-damn see.

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Comments
  1. Jeff Holland says:

    It occurs to me I’ve never seen a review of a short story. Are they all broken down into a three-paragraph “here is the plot; here is an excerpt; here is my minor nitpick” structure?

  2. Moff says:

    Hey: At least someone talked about the story.

  3. braak says:

    ENOUGH OF YOUR TIRELESS MIDWESTERN OPTIMSM!!!

  4. Moff says:

    C’mere, let me make you a hot dish.

  5. Carl says:

    Wait then, the ads on craigslist and in the personals of PW advertising “playwright extraordinaire and author of short works of sci-fi seeks the constant company of punk-suckers for long walks and conversation”– not you after all? I think we just assumed…

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