“Holiday greetings from Tony Stark. And yes, I’ve had…quite a few eggnogs, now that you mention it.”
Great Moments in Iron Manitude, Part 3
Posted: May 13, 2010 in comic books, Threat QualityTags: Christmas, Iron Man, Threat Quality
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Tags: Christmas, Iron Man, Threat Quality
Eggnog is Tony Stark’s favorite part of Christmas.
it’s also Tony Stark’s favorite part of Easter, Arbor Day, and several holidays he made up.
Oh, egg nog, the foulest of all nogs.
There is simply nothing appetizing about the word ‘nog.’
Try imagining it filled with rum.
Alrght, I admit that helps. Still, I can just imagine RUM filled with rum and then avoid consumption of a drink named after a secondary character from a Star Trek spin-off series.
“Egg nog” sounds cozy and cute. It makes me think of gingerbread cookies, holly boughs and giggly-looking snowmen. Easy to diassociate hard liquor with that imagery. Unlike its cousin, “grog”, which just conjures-up images of salty, half-mad sailors.
IRON MAN FACT!
Tony Stark once went on a grog-bender that ended up with him attempting to buy Sweden.
He was eventually haggled down to controlling interest in Ikea.