Enjoying the Future

Posted: August 10, 2010 in Jeff Holland, Teh Goofy, Threat Quality
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How do you cook your meat? In a skillet?

An old-fashioned charcoal grill?

Perhaps some kind of nice propane grill?

PUT DOWN YOUR BUGGY-WHIP OLD MAN!

You are not utilizing ultra-modern meat-cooking technology until you are cooking on…

…A GRILL THAT IS ALSO AN MP3 PLAYER. 

And the whole time I cooked on it, all I could hear was Grampa Simpson complaining that “The fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!”

(Seriously, I would love to meet a time-traveler from like, the 1930’s and explain to him that no, no rocket packs, no food pills, no moon-houses, but we CAN combine cooking and listening technology! And shove that steak in his mouth while listening to the Pogues just to see his mind get BLOWN.)

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Comments
  1. dagocutey says:

    What the??!! Is that zucchini next to the steak?

  2. Jeff Holland says:

    It sure is. Grilled zucchini is badass. Especially if you toss it in Wegmans basting oil.

  3. Megan says:

    It won’t be a record player.

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