New SyFy Movie of the Week!

Posted: October 11, 2010 in Braak
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Behold, as I provide you my crudely-illustrated treatment for a new SyFy movie of the week called “Project Ultimate Killing Machine”!

I believe it is pretty self-explanatory.

Cyborg tyrannosaurus octopus with a lightsaber.  And a chainsaw.  And nunchucks.  And it is rocket-powered, also.

  1. Sam says:

    Now, have you actually seen Project: Metalbeast, about the metal-plated werewolf?

  2. braak says:

    Yes. It’s hard to tell from the picture, but the Ultimate Killing Machine is also covered in titanium.

  3. Bah! Le Pacte des loups did this better! And with a witty scientist action hero! Who spoke French! Well, I guess they all spoke French. But also social commentary! Kinda… though mostly just Vincent Cassel, who is, apparently, a total badass even with one arm.

  4. braak says:

    I don’t remember there being laser-bats in Le Pacte des Loups.

  5. You don’t need laserbats when you have native american ninjas!

  6. Tommy Deelite says:


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