Behold, as I provide you my crudely-illustrated treatment for a new SyFy movie of the week called “Project Ultimate Killing Machine”!
I believe it is pretty self-explanatory.
Cyborg tyrannosaurus octopus with a lightsaber. And a chainsaw. And nunchucks. And it is rocket-powered, also.
Now, have you actually seen Project: Metalbeast, about the metal-plated werewolf?
Yes. It’s hard to tell from the picture, but the Ultimate Killing Machine is also covered in titanium.
Bah! Le Pacte des loups did this better! And with a witty scientist action hero! Who spoke French! Well, I guess they all spoke French. But also social commentary! Kinda… though mostly just Vincent Cassel, who is, apparently, a total badass even with one arm.
I don’t remember there being laser-bats in Le Pacte des Loups.
You don’t need laserbats when you have native american ninjas!
ROCKET POWER