You guys know the term “fuck you money,” right?
For those of you who don’t, it’s the amount of money required to be able to turn down anything you don’t want to do – and presumably, be so rich you don’t even have to turn it down politely. It is, in other words, The Goal.
(Oddly enough, the last time I saw it mentioned was in an airline magazine with Matt LeBlanc. So, always remember: Matt LeBlanc can buy and sell your ass ten times over.)
Anyway, I thought that was pretty much the top of the heap, rich-asshole-wise, until I saw this:
‘Activists slam Go Daddy CEO for elephant hunt’
And now I’m pretty sure the rank above “Fuck you money” is “Fuck you I hunt elephants for sport money.”
But now I’m really hoping there’s a level above that. “I ride pterodactyls money.” That’s got to top it off.
Finally, Big Ern is above the law!
Thanks Mike for having me go with Host Monster instead of Go Daddy for my web site needs.