Posts Tagged ‘Technology!’

Why hasn’t Verizon or Google or someone already paid William Daniels fifteen million dollars to be the voice of all the technology?  Technology in general, but especially technology in your car?

I mean, for real, why did they hire that boring lady to be the voice of Maps instead of WILLIAM DANIELS?

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How do you cook your meat? In a skillet?

An old-fashioned charcoal grill?

Perhaps some kind of nice propane grill?

PUT DOWN YOUR BUGGY-WHIP OLD MAN!

You are not utilizing ultra-modern meat-cooking technology until you are cooking on…

…A GRILL THAT IS ALSO AN MP3 PLAYER.  (more…)